Stolen Flowers: Seriously, WTF
So yeah, after all the money I spent on these two cute flower baskets in front of my house, some douche-bag kids decided it would be fun to steal them. They sat comfortably between those two terra cotta pots, and may or may not have been named after the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
I mean honestly, who steals flowers? In baskets? What could the possible street value be for them? I could understand if I was growing poppies, but I wasn’t. Bah!
but eric! those wicker baskets were just too adorable! and so cheap! u must buy more. except, you will have no where to put them soon anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Comment by your first wife, Katie — June 9, 2008 @ 1:05 am
btw, it is not june 9th, nor is it 1am.
Comment by your first wife, Katie — June 9, 2008 @ 1:05 am
I’ve been using a Helpful Heloise tip for years of putting razors blades just under the rims of the planters. And it works.
Comment by Dr Zibbs — June 11, 2008 @ 3:59 pm