Seriously? That’s What You Felt Like Stealing?
Dear Thief in Queen Village,
You stole the decoration off my front door. A bronze fleur de li costs like, $15 at Ikea and is probably worth less. Good luck hocking it on Craigslist. Idiot.
Sincerely,
Eric Smith
It wasn’t me. I draw the line at stealing Target level items. IKEA is too crappy.
Comment by Stefan — March 7, 2008 @ 2:29 am