Where Not To Get An Engagement Ring

Heather likes to poke fun at my eBay and Craigslist addictions, claiming that if I ever buy her an engagement ring in a “buy now” auction or in some alley on South St, she’ll kick my ass.
Of course, I couldn’t resist seeing what actually came up when doing this kind of search. Amazon.com has some interesting results, most of which are horrible pieces of rip-off jewelry that you could purchase at your local Claire’s or Delia’s (those bitches are cheap).

However the best thing about doing a search like this, is learning what people before me also purchased in addition to their jewelry.
It’s nice to know that in between games of Madden and Crackdown, d00ds are able to pick up a little something for the future Mrs.
Hey the floating heart pendant is ok… i think. :/
Comment by Aaron — November 16, 2007 @ 3:45 am
A place you can buy Crackdown and an engagement ring? WIN.
LOL … That follow up search is amazingly hilarious. Goodness gracious, why is Crackdown still $40?!
Comment by bs angel — November 16, 2007 @ 6:20 am
i totally have that same ring given to me by an ex boyfriend and i will sell it to you for the bargain price of one dollar and your soul.
Comment by katie, your first wife — November 16, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
I really want an engagement grill instead.
Comment by Heather — November 16, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
I bought Audrey’s at Henry David’s Halloween on Pine Street. HIGHLY recommend him. Do go, it’s an experience in itself.
Comment by Mark — November 16, 2007 @ 6:43 pm
You know, I was going to express my love for the internet right here — where else can you buy fine jewelry and video games AT THE SAME TIME? — but then Heather mentioned “engagement grill” so I’m gonna up and express my love for Heather instead. Damn, that is a *fine* idea.
Comment by Gabbiana — November 17, 2007 @ 12:18 am
I’m thinking platinum, with diamonds on 4 of my front teeth. Eric shall have a yellow gold grill with diamonds.
Comment by Heather — November 17, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
Yup, those bitches are quite cheap.
Comment by Melonie — November 19, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
Seeing what the same buyers also bought…brilliant. That said it all. Good luck to those girls! Love must truly BE blind;)
Comment by annie — November 24, 2007 @ 4:51 am