Dollar Stores = <3
Honey toothpaste?
Juice… or soap?
I can write to Q.
There are few things that I love more then dollar stores (besides poetry, a glass of scotch, and my pal Baxter here). They are simply brimming with wonderful items like honey flavored foreign toothpaste, soap that looks disturbing like delicious juice, and stencil kits that teach children how to write… up to the letter Q.
They also remind me of tour, trying to save every possible penny by shopping in Wal-Marts, Family Dollars, and 99 cent stores through out the country. Foster, you know what I’m talking about. Often right after shopping in a Wal-Mart, we’d SLEEP in said Wal-Mart’s parking lot. Alex Sleepaway knows what I mean.
Good times.
Can’t wait for the summer and my vacation. I need my taste of the road, and my dosage of daily dollar store.
Til then, the humorous ones in Philadelphia will have to do.
Agreed. I had to make posters for a school project, 1 for $3.99 at Safeway? 3 for $1 at the dollar store. I think I’m going to furnish my house with dollar store items.
Comment by Emily — April 27, 2007 @ 6:16 am
Heh. I take it you saw this story a while back. Oh, silly sports drink-like cleaning solution!
Maybe you don’t need the letters after Q anyway. I seem to remember an old SNL skit (Kevin Nealon, maybe?) in which all the letters of the alphabet were combined into three or four groups, to make spelling easier. End of the alphabet? Totally ripe for abridging.
Comment by Gabbiana — April 30, 2007 @ 3:53 am